- Finding at least one dog biscuit in the pocket of every outside jacket you own.
- When your dog falls asleep on you but you need to move and they look so comfy.
- When you're on a walk and your dog decides its going to tangle its lead around a ton of lamposts and trees.
- When you spend money on a bed for your dog and he still sleeps on the floor.
- You find dog hair everywhere.
- When you accidentally say walk in front of your dog and they hit the roof.
- Other dog owners that judge you so hard when your dog misbehaves.
- Hoovering at least once a day because SO, MUCH, HAIR.
- When your dog destroys their new toy in under a minute.
- Dog breath.
- If the dog gets up at 5am, you get up at 5am.
- When you're out on walk and you see a cat/rabbit/deer and you have to start praying that your dog doesn't spot it too.
- When your dog wants to play fetch but won't let you take the ball off them.
- Walkies in the rain.
- If you have a male dog and then want to hump everything.
- When it's 2am and your dog is taking up more space on your bed than you are and it leaves you questioning what you're doing with your life.
- There are never enough dog poo bins.
- When your dog is all clean and then goes and rolls in some mud.
- Playing tug-of-war with a puppy is fun. Playing Tug-of-war with a fully grown dog is a test of strength and stamina.
- Brushing your dog when your dog really doesn't want to be brushed.
But despite all that, you couldn't live without them.
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