Dog Owner Problems

Wednesday, 15 October 2014
  • Finding at least one dog biscuit in the pocket of every outside jacket you own.
  • When your dog falls asleep on you but you need to move and they look so comfy.
  • When you're on a walk and your dog decides its going to tangle its lead around a ton of lamposts and trees.
  • When you spend money on a bed for your dog and he still sleeps on the floor.
  • You find dog hair everywhere. 
  • When you accidentally say walk in front of your dog and they hit the roof.
  • Other dog owners that judge you so hard when your dog misbehaves.
  • Hoovering at least once a day because SO, MUCH, HAIR.
  • When your dog destroys their new toy in under a minute.
  • Dog breath.
  • If the dog gets up at 5am, you get up at 5am.
  • When you're out on walk and you see a cat/rabbit/deer and you have to start praying that your dog doesn't spot it too.
  • When your dog wants to play fetch but won't let you take the ball off them.
  • Walkies in the rain.
  • If you have a male dog and then want to hump everything.
  • When it's 2am and your dog is taking up more space on your bed than you are and it leaves you questioning what you're doing with your life.
  • There are never enough dog poo bins.
  • When your dog is all clean and then goes and rolls in some mud.
  • Playing tug-of-war with a puppy is fun. Playing Tug-of-war with a fully grown dog is a test of strength and stamina.
  • Brushing your dog when your dog really doesn't want to be brushed.
But despite all that, you couldn't live without them.

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